Wow!
I am sorry about that accident- that is awful.
My art teacher was great when I told her. She just started cracking up!
I taught for a long time and use to tell the little kids that if they laughed at my jokes, it would help their grades.
One year I had a brand new group in front of me. I asked if there were any questions. A little boy raised his hand. I had taught his sister another year.
"Is it true, Ms. B, that if we laugh at your jokes it will help us get good grades?"
"Did your sister tell you that?"
"Yes..."
Incredibly honest with the kids I replied "Well, honey, it goes like this. Let's say you are between an 'A' and a 'B' on your report card, if you laugh at my jokes, I'll give you the 'A'. And anyone telling that does not help is lying to you!"
So I'd get this cute forced laughter from all the kids and then we would crack up for real.
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I had a prof who gave another guy a higher letter grade than me although my average was a few points higher. It was posted. (I was not among her favourites, of course.)
Her contention was that I had started out better in the quarter but that I had not improved unlike the other person.
Ok, well, you need to put that straight in the syllabus, lady, and not after the fact.
Another time in college, I was banging on a Math prof's door. I had missed the final. Cute guy, from England.
I knew he was in there and I did not need any nightmares about missing a make-up so I kept right on knocking.
After about 35 minutes he came out with a female student and they were all mussed up! I could not believe it!
But I have had far more tremendous teachers/profs than lousy. Their stories are not as entertaining but their classes sure were!
Eneloop??
I sold a book for $1500 once! It was my friend's book so I had to split the $ with him but that was really fun!!